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I am one bummed-out Baby Boomer desperately attempting to turn back the clock through parody, satire, and anything else you want. In my time I have been a puppet, a pirate, a pauper, and a king. I would have also been a pawn but I didn’t have the SATs for it, and my career as a poet was cut short when I recited “The Man from Nantucket” at a White House Dinner. I look forward to developing a relationship with the readers of Humor Outcasts, unhealthy as it probably will be.

I Need a Course in How to Write Millennial

January 19, 2019January 19, 2019 Perry Block

I may not be the premiere humor writer on the planet, but I’ve written a post or two that’s been published on the Internet and even authored a book about the plight of Baby Boomers […]

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Your Five Minutes of News without Trump!

August 21, 2018 Perry Block

Much as I like to watch CNN and MSNBC, neither station provides anything resembling comprehensive news of the world. These days it’s All Trump All the Time from the earliest morning recap of Trump’s outrages of the […]

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“Even More Ways I, Donald J. Trump, Am Better than Obama”

June 14, 2018 Perry Block

“Kim Jong-un likes me best.” “My hands are smaller and daintier than Obama’s.” “Has Obama ever given Putin a sponge bath?” “Obama comes from Kenya, while I am such a true blue American I don’t […]

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The Year of Airbrushed/Sandblasted Perry Block

March 24, 2018March 24, 2018 Perry Block

One of my book signings, no doubt.  (No … doubt!) This year – 2018 – will be The Year of Perry Block. That’s because this year my first book Perry Block – Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute hits the […]

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FictionAging Angst, book launch, My Baby Boomer life, writing

Park, He Said

January 21, 2018 Perry Block

Lately I’ve been seeing a lot of commercials on television about cars that park themselves. Which is amazing, considering that I can barely park a car at all. I’ve been known to be unable to successfully […]

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The Year of Perry Block

January 10, 2018January 11, 2018 Perry Block

This year – 2018 – will be The Year of Perry Block. That’s because this year will see the publishing of my very first book, the eponymously named – as is my blog – Perry Block, Nouveau Old […]

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If Bruce Wayne Lost All His Money

November 24, 2017November 24, 2017 Perry Block

  Hi! I’m your Uber Driver.” “Thank goodness, and not a moment too soon!” “Say, nice Batman costume.” “It ought to be. I’m Batman!” “No kiddin’! Where’s your Batmobile.” “It’s … um … in the […]

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Merry Christmas, Mr. Trump, In Keeping With The Situation

November 18, 2017November 20, 2017 Perry Block

Yep.  Tiny Christmas balls to go with my tiny hands  This holiday season 2017 will be the very first in many a year that Americans will be free to wish each other a “Merry Christmas!” Instead […]

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Dracula 2017 – An Epistolary Novel

October 28, 2017October 30, 2017 Perry Block

Yes, it will be my pleasure to poke you!  An epistolary novel is a novel written as a series of documents such as letters, diary entries, and newspaper clippings.  Printed in 1897, Dracula by Bram Stoker is one of most well-known epistolary novels, compiled entirely of letters, diary […]

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The Boy Who Didn’t Like Tom Hanks

September 24, 2017September 25, 2017 Perry Block

I had never seen my friend Farbman so upset. He was so disturbed he didn’t even touch his second desert at lunch. “It’s my son Bruce,” he said. “In all my days, I never thought something […]

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