Follow Your Leader?

Aliens: “Take us to your leader, NOW!” American People: “Sure thing, follow us!” [Huge crowds gather outside the White House. Trump greets them.] Aliens: “Are you the leader of your country?” Trump: “Yes, I’m the […]

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Brainless Storming

Trump’s latest epiphany came this week during a brainstorming session on AF1: Trump: I’ve thought about this bigly  Melania and I’m no longer calling terrorist MONSTERS.  It isn’t accurate.  These are bad hombres, no monsters, […]

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So Long, Suckers!

Washington News has confirmed several presidential staff members went missing after a recent report implied that a Senior White House Official is being investigated in the Russian probe. Sean Spicer has yet to be questioned […]

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Spicer’s 19th Nervous Breakdown

Reporter:  Sean, was President Trump aware that he was being deceitful regarding his meeting with the Russians Diplomats and divulging classified information? Spicer: I believe he was telling the truth about his deceitful comments about […]

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