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Is Prevaracaytin® Right for You?

September 18, 2018
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Credit: Carolyn Elkins

Prevaracaytin®

Indications:

  • When the facts give you a sick, sinking feeling, especially during sworn testimony, you may want to try Prevaracaytin®.

  • Chronic use of Prevaracaytin® may make you tired and in need of arrest.

  • If your truth-ache lasts longer than 2 FBI interviews or one Congressional hearing, seek a plea deal immediately.

  • Ask your lawyer if Prevaracaytin® is right for you.

Bill Spencer

Bill Spencer's humor writing has been published by Funny Times, Narrative magazine, Reader's Digest, The Sun, The Inconsequential, Clever magazine, Defenestration, The Short Humour Site, Hobo Pancakes, and Nuthouse. He has also published scholarly articles on the novels of Cormac McCarthy and is co-author of an unproduced screenplay, "Angel Pays a Visit." He lives in a cabin in the mountains of North Carolina with his wife, artist-poet Carolyn Elkins.

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8 Responses to Is Prevaracaytin® Right for You?

  1. Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
    September 18, 2018 at 3:54 pm

    Dem words are just so dam funny.

    • Bill Spencer
      September 18, 2018 at 4:06 pm

      … because politics is funny business.

  2. John Spencer
    September 18, 2018 at 11:55 am

    The truth rope that Wonder Woman uses to get the guilty to tell the truth works wonder! 😂

    • Bill Spencer
      September 18, 2018 at 4:07 pm

      I wonder how it works.

  3. September 18, 2018 at 9:06 am

    I bet Washington has vending machines with this stuff!

    • Bill Spencer
      September 18, 2018 at 9:54 am

      It’s just lying around everywhere.

  4. Jim Nolan
    September 18, 2018 at 8:53 am

    Ha! I think a lot of people are on that.

    • Bill Spencer
      September 18, 2018 at 9:57 am

      I can’t bear false witness.



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