Trump’s latest epiphany came this week during a brainstorming session on AF1:
Trump: I’ve thought about this bigly Melania and I’m no longer calling terrorist MONSTERS. It isn’t accurate. These are bad hombres, no monsters, no monsters. They like being called monsters. So, from now on, I’ll refer to them as, hmm . . .”
Melania: Heinous Deplorables?
Trump: No, no . . . don’t like that word deplorables!
Melania: Detestable Zealots, Despicable Cretins, Heartless Fiends?
Melania: My God I’m married to a loser, a freaking LOSER . . . loser!
Melania: I said LOSER!
Trump: THAT’S IT . . . LOSERS! Very, very, very big league losers, tremendous LOSERS! I’m brilliant!
Melania: [facepalm] and to think I left Slovenia for this . . . where the hell did I put that Starbucks job application?