“We changed the Terms & Conditions of the Trump Mobile Phone from “Made in the USA” to “Made up in the USA” and “refundable deposit” to “Later, losers.” This happened due to an unforeseen arrangement of words and is Biden’s fault. Instead of Siri, you get Stephen Miller and you can only text in CAPS. It also comes with 12 free pardons and “Biden’s Fault” wallpapers and ringtones.” – Donald Trump, maybe…

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The unnamed, twice impeached, convicted felon and former president goes to his happy place – Episode 521, 897, 775, 412, 110, 896, 078, 114…

Donald Trump went to his happy place. “Some people call me a one trick pony but I’m not a pony, I’m a dinosaur. I’m a Trumpasauras Rex. ROAAAAAAR. A lot of people ask me, they […]

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Brainless Storming

Trump’s latest epiphany came this week during a brainstorming session on AF1: Trump: I’ve thought about this bigly  Melania and I’m no longer calling terrorist MONSTERS.  It isn’t accurate.  These are bad hombres, no monsters, […]

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