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“Putin is the daddy. Zelenskyy doesn’t even have anything on me to blackmail me with. This is why, with immediate effect, I am cancelling tomorrow’s sanctions on Russia. Thank you for your attention to this matter and for MAKING ME GREAT AGAIN.” – Donald Trump, maybe…

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“Mr. Chairman, I would like to reclaim my time as soon as I finish this book.” – Sen. Eric Schmitt, maybe…

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“Tonight I will be signing an Executive Order changing free speech to a subscription based model of speech.” – Donald Trump, maybe…

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“Barack Hussein Obama only gave Iran $1.7bn. I am giving them $300bn. Tomorrow I will be signing an Executive Order making 300 smaller than 1.7.” – Donald Trump, maybe…

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“We changed the Terms & Conditions of the Trump Mobile Phone from “Made in the USA” to “Made up in the USA” and “refundable deposit” to “Later, losers.” This happened due to an unforeseen arrangement of words and is Biden’s fault. Instead of Siri, you get Stephen Miller and you can only text in CAPS. It also comes with 12 free pardons and “Biden’s Fault” wallpapers and ringtones.” – Donald Trump, maybe…

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