“Greenlandists love me. At least I think they do. They laugh WITH me all the time so that’s something. 45,000% of them don’t like or disapprove of the free healthcare they currently have and we’re gonna do something about that. Greenlanderists are not green by the way. They are normal, white color. You heard it from me first.” – President Forever Trump, maybe…

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This is a GRRRRREAT! story.

I remember it, like it was yesterday but that’s because it happened yesterday. Thirsty Dave was in work and so was the fridge. He opened the fridge. Disappointed with what was before him, he closed […]

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