I remember it, like it was yesterday but that’s because it happened yesterday. Thirsty Dave was in work and so was the fridge. He opened the fridge. Disappointed with what was before him, he closed the fridge. He decided to try it again and the results were the same. He opened the fridge, 653,563,864,916 times in a row and not once did it present him with beer. Disappointed with what was before him, he closed the fridge, opened it again and repeated the process, 45,567,432 more times. Sensing that it wasn’t going to be his day, he decided to go home and have a drink.
In unrelated news, our dog has been hitting the Frosted Flakes with increased regularity…
Wow! Your dog is a real tiger!
He’s earned his stripes!
Are you sure Thirsty Dave’s beer didn’t get into the hands of the dog???
There isn’t an animal alive with the strength to wrestle beer from Thirsty Dave, Don Don’s!
This is what happens when cereals are made from GMO’s.
You raise a massive point there.
Maybe you’d better change him over to Cheerios. Wait, do you have enough milk in the fridge?
I recently found some big cheerios that might just do the trick.