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Follow Your Leader?

June 12, 2017

Aliens: “Take us to your leader, NOW!”

American People: “Sure thing, follow us!”

[Huge crowds gather outside the White House. Trump greets them.]

Aliens: “Are you the leader of your country?”

Trump: “Yes, I’m the President, I can tell you that and believe me . . .  yes, I am!”

Aliens: “Come with us.” [They board their space craft.]

Trump: [looking down at cheering crowds] “Wow, there must be at least a million people down there, waving goodbye!  Huge crowds, much larger than Hillary’s and Obama’s crowd, I can tell you that, believe me . . . much bigger – bigly bigger!”

Aliens: “More like billions.”

Aliens: “I think we’ve made a galactic mistake!”

Two hours later: “BREAKING NEWS, President Trump was recently found wondering around Scranton, Pennsylvania with a note pinned to his shirt reading, “Keep Him!”


Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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One Response to Follow Your Leader?

  1. Bill Y "The Legend" Ledden
    June 18, 2017 at 8:41 am

    Let’s hope Elon Musk is reading this and get’s that loser on a ship on a one-way trip.

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