Haiku: 4th of July Fireworks and Pepto Bismol
Tag: July 4th
Happy July 2nd, America!
John Adams, signer of the Declaration of Independence, Second U.S. President, and all around unpleasant guy, had this to say about America’s Independence Day: “It ought to be solemnized with Pomp and Parade, with Shows, […]
Down With Monday Holidays
I’m slogging through the Tuesday after Columbus Day like a drunk after a three-day bender. Yesterday’s government-declared Monday holiday tripped me up once again into believing that yesterday was Sunday redux. I couldn’t understand why […]
Make The Next Holiday A Patriotic One
The National Security Agency has been hoovering up vast amounts of data on American citizens from internet and telecomm companies which claim to “aggressively protect our users’ data.” The President tells us that the surveillance […]