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The Wonder Dog – Part 1
We won the war. We brought the Nazis to their knees, not some namby-pamby foot soldier who probably counted dodging Spam thrown in the mess halls as combat experience. Yes sir, it was me and […]
The Wonder Dog
This story was based on two sources. First, my dad who served his country in World War II did his basic training in Louisiana, He said soldiers would throw snowballs at the platoon ahead of […]
Knock, Knock . . . Who’s (Not) There?
Being married to a Brit has its ups and downs. They can be very touchy about the Fourth of July. They, for obvious reasons, are a bit stern about their loss and wish not to […]
Guatemalan Hot Dogs and How To Conquer the World With Dirt
Guatemalan Entree SHUCO (Hot Dog) INGREDIENTS 1 yellow onion ⅛ head cabbage 2 chorizo sausages 4 foot-long hot dogs (or as long as you can get) 2 loganizas (white sausage, linguica) ¼ pound thinly sliced […]
The Chilean Hot Dog and the Shy Genghis Khan
Chilean Entree COMPLETO (hot dog) INGREDIENTS 4 Roma tomatoes 4 medium avocados ½ teaspoon salt 4 teaspoons vegetable oil 4 submarine rolls – 8″ long 4 quarter-pound hot dogs – 8” ½ to 1 cup […]
Colombian Hot Dogs and the Laziness Museum
Colombian Entree HOT DOGS INGREDIENTS 1 20-ounce can crushed pineapple 1 tablespoon lime juice 2½ tablespoons cornstarch 8 hot dogs 8 buns 1⅓ cup coleslaw (see recipe) ¾ cup shredded mozzarella cheese 7¼-ounce bag plain […]
Unicorn Bites 7/8/14
Me: Ready for a bath? 4-year-old: Only if you promise I won’t get wet. Me: 4: Me: I can’t do that. 4: Why don’t you love me? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 8, 2014 *picture […]
Potato Waffle with Hot Dog, Wars, and Manners
Norwegian Entree POTATO WAFFLE WITH HOT DOG (potetvafler met pølse) INGREDIENTS 5 russet potatoes or 2 pounds brown potatoes 4 tablespoons butter 12 hot dogs or hot-dog shaped sausages 4 eggs 3 cups milk 2 […]
I’m Always the Cantaloupe
I don’t like cantaloupe. Does anyone? If you are one of the few who actually like cantaloupe, you obviously have horrible taste. Come to think of it, your bad taste is demonstrated by the fact you read […]