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Tag: Fourth of July
Blackened Turkey Dogs
Cajun Entree BLACKENED TURKEY DOGS INGREDIENTS 6 turkey hot dogs6 hot dog buns½ teaspoon paprika⅛ teaspoon salt¼ teaspoon cayenne pepper¼ teaspoon Poultry MagicTM spice¼ teaspoon cumin¼ teaspoon thymeNo-stick cooking spray PREPARATION Preheat skillet to 350 […]
World War I Leads To American Independence
Flags are cool. Of course, these flags hang at the Albion Fire Station, so maybe they’re hot. Your flag may vary. Ever since Christopher Columbus first landed in the New World and […]
Pumpkin Seed Meatballs and the French Revolution
Central African Entree PUMPKIN SEED MEATBALLS (Kanda) INGREDIENTS 3½ cups shelled, lightly toasted pumpkins or squash seeds 6 garlic cloves 1 medium onion (1 more later) 1¼ pounds ground beef ½ cup water (if needed) […]
How The First World War Led To American Independence
Ever since Christopher Columbus first landed in the New World and hid all the Viking artifacts, America has been a land of opportunity, independence, and smallpox. Eventually the British colonists decided to go off and […]
Knock, Knock . . . Who’s (Not) There?
Being married to a Brit has its ups and downs. They can be very touchy about the Fourth of July. They, for obvious reasons, are a bit stern about their loss and wish not to […]
America is the greatest nation on earth – In your FACE, Denmark
On July 4th, we will once again celebrate our independence from the tyranny of England. Those British monarchs can be so oppressive. If it were up to Queen Elizabeth, we’d all be forced to drink […]
Dear Arthur:
We know how much you wanted to share our Fourth of July holiday with us. There is just one thing: NOBODY INVITED YOU! We still haven’t completely recovered from the visit your cousin Sandy made […]