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Comrades, January 6th Is Upon Us- LET US WRECK HAVOC NOW!!!!!
Friends, Colleagues, Comrades, The hour is upon us. It is now our time to act boldly and brilliantly. It is now one year since self determined ‘Patriots’ stormed the Capitol and ravished it the same […]
Smoked SPAM
American Entree SMOKED SPAM INGREDIENTS 4 12-ounce cans SPAM(tm) ½ cup ham rub or pineapple-ham rub “ SPECIAL UTENSILS wood chips (hickory, apple, or pecan) smoker electric thermometer baking pan tin […]
Similarities Between Trump And Napoleon
Queen Marie Antoinette was wrongly accused of scandal over a diamond necklace. Trump was accurately accused of just about everything and got away with all of them. An excited Parisian mob liberated seven prisoners […]
Emperor Paul I
The picture to the right shows what I would look like were I to become emperor. And why not? I’m a nice guy. Also, according to long standing family belief, I am the fifth generation, […]
Nidi di Rondini and Red-Head Fury
San Marinese NIDI DI RONDINI INGREDIENTS 1 12-ounce package lasagna noodles 2 tablespoons butter 2 tablespoons flour 1 cup milk ⅛ teaspoon salt ⅔ cup marinara sauce (⅓ cup more later) 1¼ cups grated mozzarella […]
Pumpkin Seed Meatballs and the French Revolution
Central African Entree PUMPKIN SEED MEATBALLS (Kanda) INGREDIENTS 3½ cups shelled, lightly toasted pumpkins or squash seeds 6 garlic cloves 1 medium onion (1 more later) 1¼ pounds ground beef ½ cup water (if needed) […]
You Say Tofu, I Say Tofu
Vietnamese Appetizer LEMONGRASS AND FIVE SPICE TOFU INGREDIENTS 2 stalks lemongrass 3 garlic cloves 1¼ pounds firm tofu 1 cup vegetable oil (2 tablespoons more later) 2 tablespoons vegetable oil ½ teaspoon red chile flakes […]
Looking for Toilets, My Travels Through Europe: Venice
VENICE Doge’s Palace has a public toilet. See Venice while you can for many parts of it are sinking into the sea. It’s kinda like California slipping into the ocean at the rate of a […]
Bunny Chow, Bunny Beserkers
South African Entree BUNNY CHOW INGREDIENTS 1 medium onion 3 medium potatoes 4 cardamom pods 1 cinnamon stick ½ teaspoon fennel seeds 3 tablespoons vegetable oil 2 tomatoes 2 pounds chicken breasts or lamb 3 […]