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Betty Ponterio and the Nobel Prize
Antarctic Appetizer BETTY PONTERIO INGREDIENTS ice cubes beverage Serves 1. Takes 1 minute PREPARATION Add ice cubes to glass. Add beverage. TIDBITS 1) The Shirley Temple beverage is named after the famous child actress. The […]
The Nobel Prize in Physics in 2017 will go to whoever can finish Angry Birds: Space
VIENNA – Due to a lack of qualified applicants, the Nobel Committee has recently announced the winner of the Physics Prize will be awarded to the first individual from any eligible nation that can successfully […]
Paul’s Pizza And the Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre
American Entree PAUL’S PIZZA INGREDIENTS – PIZZA CRUST 2⅔ cups all-purpose flour ⅓ cup beer ⅔ cup water 2⅔ tablespoons vegetable oil ¾ teaspoon sugar ¾ teaspoon salt 2½ teaspoons active dry yeast no-stick spray […]
Donald Trump’s Coif Nominated for Nobel Piece Prize
The infamous coif that has become Donald Trump’s trademark has been nominated for a Nobel Piece Prize for its “services to raising the profile of hairpieces worldwide.” It is the first time that an American […]
How I Will Save The World From Bigass Comets And War
If you’re like me, the thought of three-mile-wide comet striking the Earth terrifies you. I mean the last time we got hit by one, woowee, things were bad! We’re talking mass extinction with exclamation points […]
How to Outdraw Marshal Dillon
I love the old western series Gunsmoke. I enjoy testing my gun slinging skills with Matt Dillon at the start of the show. The result is bad for the marshal of Dodge City. I’ve won […]
Where’s My Phreakin’ Nobel Prize in Physics?
The Nobel Prize in Physics was awarded the other day, and for the 43rd consecutive year since I first took a course in the subject, I didn’t win. Excuse me if sound a tad bitter […]
Crispy Shredded Beef Tacos, Me, and World Peace
Mexican Entree CRISPY SHREDDED BEEF TACOS INGREDIENTS 1 medium yellow onion 2 pounds rump roast ½ tablespoon chili powder ½ tablespoon cumin ½ teaspoon salt 4 garlic cloves 4 ounces diced green chiles 5 green […]