Posts Tagged ‘ nobel prize ’

Trump Memes: The Ideas Just Keep Presenting Themselves!

February 20, 2019
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    AND, AS AN ADDED BONUS – AN ALL PRESIDENT’S MEME: rfreedI am a roamer and a rambler and on occasion I find time to sit down and write something. I was a regular…

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Betty Ponterio and the Nobel Prize

October 28, 2018
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Antarctic Appetizer BETTY PONTERIO INGREDIENTS ice cubes beverage Serves 1. Takes 1 minute PREPARATION Add ice cubes to glass. Add beverage. TIDBITS 1) The Shirley Temple beverage is named after the famous child actress. The…

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The Nobel Prize in Physics in 2017 will go to whoever can finish Angry Birds: Space

December 5, 2016
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VIENNA – Due to a lack of qualified applicants, the Nobel Committee has recently announced the winner of the Physics Prize will be awarded to the first individual from any eligible nation that can successfully…

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Paul’s Pizza And the Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre

October 4, 2016
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Paul’s Pizza And the Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre

American Entree PAUL’S PIZZA INGREDIENTS – PIZZA CRUST 2⅔ cups all-purpose flour ⅓ cup beer ⅔ cup water 2⅔ tablespoons vegetable oil ¾ teaspoon sugar ¾ teaspoon salt 2½ teaspoons active dry yeast no-stick spray…

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Donald Trump’s Coif Nominated for Nobel Piece Prize

July 9, 2015
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Donald Trump’s Coif Nominated for Nobel Piece Prize

The infamous coif that has become Donald Trump’s trademark has been nominated for a Nobel Piece Prize for its “services to raising the profile of hairpieces worldwide.” It is the first time that an American…

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How I Will Save The World From Bigass Comets And War

July 7, 2015
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How I Will Save The World From Bigass Comets And War

If you’re like me, the thought of three-mile-wide comet striking the Earth terrifies you. I mean the last time we got hit by one, woowee, things were bad! We’re talking mass extinction with exclamation points…

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How to Outdraw Marshal Dillon

January 9, 2015
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How to Outdraw Marshal Dillon

I love the old western series Gunsmoke. I enjoy testing my gun slinging skills with Matt Dillon at the start of  the show. The result is bad for the marshal of Dodge City. I’ve won…

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Where’s My Phreakin’ Nobel Prize in Physics?

October 8, 2014
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Where’s My Phreakin’ Nobel Prize in Physics?

The Nobel Prize in Physics was awarded the other day, and for the 43rd consecutive year since I first took a course in the subject, I didn’t win.  Excuse me if sound a tad bitter…

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Crispy Shredded Beef Tacos, Me, and World Peace

August 11, 2014
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Crispy Shredded Beef Tacos, Me, and World Peace

Mexican Entree CRISPY SHREDDED BEEF TACOS INGREDIENTS 1 medium yellow onion 2 pounds rump roast ½ tablespoon chili powder ½ tablespoon cumin ½ teaspoon salt 4 garlic cloves 4 ounces diced green chiles 5 green…

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Algerian Fruit Salad and How to Win a Nobel Prize

August 5, 2014
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Algerian Fruit Salad and How to Win a Nobel Prize

Algerian Dessert FRUIT SALAD (chlada fakya) INGREDIENTS ½ honeydew or cantaloupe 2 apples 2 bananas 5 oranges 6 strawberries ½ teaspoon cinnamon 2 tablespoons sugar ¼ cup lemon juice ⅓ cup orange juice 2 tablespoons…

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