We are all brilliant, every last one of us. We have scintillating ideas all the time. So, why aren’t we given more credit for our intelligence? Why hasn’t the world been turned into a paradise? Why aren’t a hundred Nobel prizes given out every year?
Because we didn’t write them down the moment our glorious idea illuminated our brain. Something happened. Something distracted us. Taxes perhaps or plain, old, ordinary chores needed to be done. And we forgot. The world will never be improved. People won’t ever look at us and say, “He made our lives ever so much better, what a wonderful person.”
These events brings us to
TODAY’S AWESOME WORD
TEMPID
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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I like Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary. I lost my ID the other day and they wouldn’t let me into the office.I had to get a temp ID. And then I thought of a way around having to use temp ID’s. And then I yawned out of boredom and then someone asked me to divide by zero but I wasn’t going to fall for that again. In all the confusion, I totally forgot the solution to temp ID’s. They don’t call me Bill Y “Tempid Brain” Ledden for nothing.
If I had a dime for every time that happened to me, I’d …
I’d …
I can’t remember.