Posts Tagged ‘ brain ’

Are runners crazy:

May 10, 2019
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Are runners crazy:

At a recent meeting, the subject was habits (not the ones the nuns wear!). One meeting participant stated that she could not understand how runners could possibly get up and go out for a run…

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Bangladeshi Drink and the Seattle Yogurt Riots

October 29, 2014
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Bangladeshi Drink and the Seattle Yogurt Riots

Bangladeshi Appetizer BORHANI (spicy yogurt drink) INGREDIENTS ½ teaspoon coriander seeds ½ teaspoon cumin seeds ½ teaspoon brown mustard seeds or regular mustard seeds 2 green chiles. 4 tablespoons fresh mint leaves ½ teaspoon black…

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I Did NOT Wear a Nightgown in the Lobby While Putting Out the Garbage and Insulting Old Ladies!

July 23, 2013
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I Did NOT Wear a Nightgown in the Lobby While Putting Out the Garbage and Insulting Old Ladies!

It’s Saturday morning, my only lazy morning of the week. I’ll get dressed later. Right now all I want to do is sit and watch Mythbusters on cable. You’d better put the garbage out before…

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Curing Writer’s Block

July 1, 2013
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Have you ever had one of those days where even your daydreams won’t stay focused? That’s the mental equivalent of doodling. Remember doodling? It was what got you through Algebra class, until the teacher caught…

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The Aging Brain, or Why Your Otherwise Intelligent Grandmother Can’t Figure Out the Internet

June 15, 2013
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DISCLAIMER: This is not a scientific article. I, the author, am just an aging Baby Boomer doing some minimal Internet research, spouting off some personal observations, and maybe even making a few things up. I…

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Congressman Louie Gohmert Says Brain Dead Fetuses Should Be Carried To Term, Just Like Mom Did

May 25, 2013
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Congressman Louie Gohmert Says Brain Dead Fetuses Should Be Carried To Term, Just Like Mom Did

At a recent congressional hearing regarding a bill that would ban abortion after 20 weeks of pregnancy, Texas Representative Louie Gohmert told a female witness that she should have carried her pregnancy to term even…

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College Days and Nights

March 18, 2013
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College Days and Nights

Part One: Getting There To most people, the years spent at college are like an extended rite of passage. Unlike those imposed by primitive societies, college students don’t have to learn to hunt with poisoned…

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I Think I Have a Hermaphrodite Brain

May 21, 2012
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I Think I Have a Hermaphrodite Brain

I recently picked up a copy of the latest Special Collector’s Edition of Scientific American Mind. The articles are all about the differences between male and female brains. After reading some of the articles, I…

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Orgasm made my brain explode

How many of us can say we really use our brain? I’m not talking about the challenge of putting one foot in front of the other and returning from the bar. I’m talking about using…

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