We are alive become of you. Thank you, you magnificent sunbeam.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

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I Like Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary.
Last week, if I remember correctly, I leopardwiped, jaguarwiped and pumawiped because I’m an animal.