Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Phrase – Pit of Time
How many times has this happened to you? You wanted to do something, but you ran out of time. All of a sudden, you got old. You feel as if time is always getting away […]
Tag: Earth
Flat Earth Tours – The Other Side
For those who’ve always yearned to know what’s around the next bend. P.S. We just fired our editor for misspelling Earhart’s last name. – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check […]
Tomato Rules of Thumb
No one likes an unruly tomato. The really bad ones escape to outer space. So here are rules to keep them on Earth. 1 pound = 2 big* tomatoes = 8 plum tomatoes = […]
Ripping the Headlines Today,7/28/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a massive catapult to launch satellites into space, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new […]
The Great Latch Hook Project – Part 6
Yesterday was such a busy day. The Earth’s core is filled with nickel. Yes, it is. Well, have you been there? Anyway, Earth’s Core, EC, was fed up with having an inner, no view, cabin […]
Misheard Bible Verse
The Bible has brought good news, comfort, and inspiration to billions of people over the millennia. That is, if it’s heard correctly during the chuch readings. Am I the only one, who when little, misheard […]
Yoga Instructor On Aging
And you’d only be 285-days old if you lived in Uranus – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is […]
Honey Lavender Goat’s Milk Soap
HONEY LAVENDER GOAT’S MILK SOAP INGREDIENTS 1 tablespoon lavender buds 1 teaspoon gold mica powder 2 tablespoons isopropyl alcohol 2 pounds goat’s milk soap base 1 teaspoon lavender essential oil 2 tablespoons honey […]
Sure Fire Hack to a Flatter Stomach
Face it, society puts a lot of pressure on us to look thin. Many of us are overweight, including me. How do we get thinner? By exercising and dieting. But those options are hard, take […]