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Snake Poses On A Plane
When I was in high school, I had a good friend whose boyfriend did Tai Chi. We’d be hanging out in the living room chatting, when suddenly Bob would rise from the sofa, step to […]
My Yogi is a Bear….
I returned to the practice of yoga a few weeks ago. I can’t seem to get things right. I keep having to practice law and yoga. I’ve done yoga for many years. I retreated for […]
Forget about Low-Impact Aerobics. Try the latest fitness craze: No-Impact Yoga
In my younger years, I used to jog five miles a day, do 50 sit-ups each morning, and row 15 miles to work. I was a nationally recognized fitness expert and author of the best […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, when our 4-year-old daughter’s pet bird died I told her it wasn’t dead and that it was practicing yoga, just like me and grandma’. She responded, “Whew, thank goodness because grandpa’ Louie’s practicing […]
Deep in Hell Yoga
As Winter looms, it dawns on me that the couch where I will spend much of the ensuing months bundled in the cocoon-like security of a five dollar 100% polyester Walmart blanket that has no business being […]
Unicorn Bites 5/12/14
Wife: Hey, baby, want to get dirty? Me: Yes! *spends two hours planting flowers* Marriage is a trap. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 12, 2014 When my wife asks me something and I wasn’t listening, […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my overzealous exercise freak of a neighbor that doing his downward dog yoga position directly in front of his huge bay window is not only unattractive, it only […]
Negotiating with the neighbors
I’m bargaining with my neighbor to shovel our driveway. The only thing I can promise in return is not to do naked yoga with open windows. It’s a really strong negotiating tool. Downward […]