Vanity, Thy Name Is Bill Spencer
I’ve always been vain. When I was two years old, yes two, I ran away from home, my plan being that I would walk to my grandmother’s 50 miles away. I was confident I could […]
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A Wrinkle in my Day
There are three aspects of money I hate. I hate chasing people down to get paid; I hate chasing people down to pay them; and I hate negotiating purchases. I made a recent trip to […]
Fashion Tip for Middle-Aged Men: Hair to Dye For
I’m 63. By the time most men reach this milestone, they have more than a touch of gray, like me. Some men have gone completely white on top. And in the case of my older […]
My Pain-Free, Nonsurgical Facelift
Growing up in Las Vegas as I did, surrounded by exaggerated showgirl images of womanly perfection, a girl gets a harsh sense of her own physical imperfections. Growing up anywhere in America, bombarded by plastic […]
What Price Vanity?
I recently decided that I was due for an eyebrow plucking. I haven’t quite decided why this is important for women to do and not for men. Was it vanity lurking or simply […]
Please Remove My Granny Panties
I’m ashamed to say it. I can’t believe it myself. But the following words actually came out of my mouth the other night just before I went to bed. “Dear, if I die during the […]