17 Sure Fire Ways to Lose Weight Quickly
You can make this number go down Let’s face it, many of would like to lose weight. Unfortunately, many of get weighed at the doctor’s office. You see your weight. You didn’t think it was […]
Tag: eyebrows
What Price Vanity?
I recently decided that I was due for an eyebrow plucking. I haven’t quite decided why this is important for women to do and not for men. Was it vanity lurking or simply […]
Steak Diane And How It Will Protect Your Home
American Entree STEAK DIANE INGREDIENTS 1½ pounds beef tenderloin, rib eye, or flank ¼ teaspoon pepper ¼ teaspoon salt ¼ cup butter 2 shallots ¼ cup cognac or brandy 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce ½ teaspoon […]
Unicorn Bites #512
My recent Google searches: How to get glue out of a kid’s eyebrows How to remove glue without removing eyebrows How to replace eyebrows — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 27, 2014 You call it “lazy.” […]
Unicorn Bites 5/6/14
I don’t always slam on my brakes, but when I do, it’s because some asshole is driving a Crown Victoria that looks like a cop car. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 6, 2014 It’s such […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me to get out of the proverbial dog house for upsetting my wife. After an unfortunate eyebrow waxing incident I told her she looked fine. However, as she left for work […]
Unicorn Bites 10/1/13
Me: “There’s something in my shoe.” My wife: “What is it?” Me: “My foot.” I’m as amazed as anyone that she occasionally has sex with me. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 1, 2013 […]
The Economics of an Eyebrow Wax
I pay a woman to rip the hair from my eyebrows every six weeks. My husband, the ever pragmatic engineer, proclaims that of all the “beauty” regimens I participate in, this is the biggest waste […]