Tag: Morgan Freeman
Unicorn Bites #512
My recent Google searches: How to get glue out of a kid’s eyebrows How to remove glue without removing eyebrows How to replace eyebrows — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 27, 2014 You call it “lazy.” […]
This Modern World
The world has become so health conscious with all the low-fat sarcasm, organic insults and Pilates classes for Pilots with piles. Gone are the days when you could turn your nose up at someone with […]
The best way to die ever
Jill Y and I finally had the conversation. Some might say it was long overdue but like synthetic fiber, I prefer to let things happen organically. She thinks the best way to die is to […]