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Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/21/23

February 24, 2023 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoftis for.  And, as in the case with anything […]

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Everyday Life, Football, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, Politics, Relationships, Sports, TechnologyAARP, headlines, humor, news, parody, satire, The A Team

Wisdom for Dummies

March 9, 2020March 9, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Middle age is the “tweens” of adulthood—old enough to get an AARP discount, but too young to admit it

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2 CommentsWisdom for Dummies by Dorothy RosbyAARP, AARP discount, Dorothy Rosby, humor, Midlife Crisis

Don’t call me seasoned

January 31, 2019February 1, 2019 Molly Stevens

Someone called me ‘very seasoned’ the other day, and I didn’t like it. The person who used this unwelcome phrase was younger than me. And she was my boss. She may have thought she was […]

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5 CommentsUncategorizedAARP, agist language, Mainer, older and wiser, seasoned

Want To Rob A Bank With Me?

August 15, 2018August 15, 2018 Roz Warren

My smart phone has a feature that allows you to scan in your thumb print, after which it will recognize your thumb and unlock itself so you don’t have to enter your password each time […]

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3 CommentsEveryday LifeAARP, aging, bank robbery, fingerprints, funny, humor, humoroutcasts, librarians, library, Roz Warren, smart phone, writers

Count on AARP to give us geezers the straight poop

June 11, 2018June 11, 2018 Kathryn Taylor

In an AARP Bulletin cover story on “Health Fads, Fails and Fixes,” Dr. Rosario Ligresti, MD, director of the Pancreas Center at Hackensack University Medical Center, discusses fecal transplant and its health benefits: “Donor stool […]

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FictionAARP, humor, humoroutcasts, Kathryn Taylor

Laugh and the World Laughs With You……

August 18, 2017 cathy sikorski

Okay, kids….it’s time to laugh, even just a little bit… How do you know if you are a caregiver? If you are buying wipes and you don’t have a baby….. If you have dozens of […]

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11 CommentsFictionAARP, Caregivers, Caregivers and U, Caregiving, funny, HMO, humor, laugh, VET

My inner youth has a thrill at the liquor store.

July 27, 2017 Karen DeBonis

When I look in the mirror lately, there’s a curious older woman looking back.  She has grey hair at the roots, some wrinkles, and two age spots on her cheek.  Oh yeah that’s me, I […]

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2 CommentsFictionAARP, aging, alcohol, personal growth, youth

Lessons from Jeff Foxworthy University……

June 23, 2016June 23, 2016 cathy sikorski

As we endure yet another graduation season, as well as all the talk of Trump University, I thought I would give a nod to one of my unwitting, but yet so witty teachers of mine, […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean FunAARP, Caregiver, humor, ice cream, Muhammed Ali, Sharpie, UTI, You might be....

How To Strengthen Your Flabby Dare Devil Muscles

January 24, 2016February 9, 2016 Molly Stevens
Skydivers jumping from airplane

Every hometown newspaper in the universe has featured a story about an adventurous retiree fulfilling a lifelong dream of skydiving. I see that beaming face lunge from 14,000 feet and shudder. I could NEVER do that. Or could […]

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The Things I Miss…

July 30, 2014July 31, 2014 Donna Cavanagh

I MISS… Middle Age:  It used to be that when asked my age on a survey, the options were something like this:   20-25 26-30 31-35 36-40 41-44 45-49 50-54 55-59 60-64 65-69 70-74 75-80 […]

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25 CommentsLifestyleAARP, aging, back to school sales, Donna Cavanagh, funny, Hollywood, humor, humoroutcasts, morbidly obese, potty training, Summer, swimsuits, weight

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