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Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/6/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the 55th Anniversary of Sesame Street, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/7/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Sam Waterston, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/21/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoftis for. And, as in the case with anything […]
Don’t call me seasoned
Someone called me ‘very seasoned’ the other day, and I didn’t like it. The person who used this unwelcome phrase was younger than me. And she was my boss. She may have thought she was […]
Want To Rob A Bank With Me?
My smart phone has a feature that allows you to scan in your thumb print, after which it will recognize your thumb and unlock itself so you don’t have to enter your password each time […]
Count on AARP to give us geezers the straight poop
In an AARP Bulletin cover story on “Health Fads, Fails and Fixes,” Dr. Rosario Ligresti, MD, director of the Pancreas Center at Hackensack University Medical Center, discusses fecal transplant and its health benefits: “Donor stool […]
Laugh and the World Laughs With You……
Okay, kids….it’s time to laugh, even just a little bit… How do you know if you are a caregiver? If you are buying wipes and you don’t have a baby….. If you have dozens of […]
My inner youth has a thrill at the liquor store.
When I look in the mirror lately, there’s a curious older woman looking back. She has grey hair at the roots, some wrinkles, and two age spots on her cheek. Oh yeah that’s me, I […]