The Place to Take a Humor Break
Happy Birthday, George Takei, You Heavenly Body, You Here’s wishing an out of this world 81st birthday to actor and nerd god George Takei. Among his many earthly and beyond honors, ‘The International Space […]
Captain’s Log: Stardate 2265- Captain James T. Kirk speaking- The following disturbing incidents occurred verbatim as I have recorded them here below: At 18:45 and 33 seconds Caldushian time I was approached by Science Officer […]
One of my earliest memories was watching the Apollo Moon missions on TV. One of my other earliest memories was hiding behind my mother from a frightening image on TV: a giant, alien, disembodied head. […]
Productivity, meet Netflix. Netflix, meet- Netflix, put down that knife! Run, productivity! Run! Netflix, you killed it! Why? Oh why? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 11, 2014 Doctor: Questions? Me: How do I know if […]
Dear Lord, please help me to get out of the proverbial dog house for upsetting my wife. After an unfortunate eyebrow waxing incident I told her she looked fine. However, as she left for work […]
Me: Do you think Luke Skywalker is hot? Wife: No, he’s lukewarm. M: W: M: W: M: W: If you tweet that I said that, I’ll kill you. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 27, 2014 […]
For as long as people have been able to sit down, being stood up has always hurt more than a 24-hour radio station that plays Bon Jovi continuously for 24-hours on the radio. Some people […]
It seems science fiction has turned into science non-fiction with the announcement that researchers have invented a cloaking device. Yes, scientists at Duke University have developed a technology that makes objects seem to disappear. For […]
