Deep Fryer French Fries
American Entree DEEP FRYER FRENCH FRIES INGREDIENTS 1¼ pound russet potato 13 cups vegetable oil* * = My deep fryer uses this amount. Amounts vary with each deep fryer. See instructions […]
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Persimmon Bread
American Entree PERSIMMON BREAD INGREDIENTS 3 Hachiya persimmons ½ cup butter, softened ½ teaspoon vanilla extract 1⅓ cups sugar 3 eggs 1¼ teaspoon baking soda ½ teaspoon salt 2 cups flour ½ […]
Strawberry Shampoo
Strawberry Shampoo INGREDIENTS ½ cup Castile Soap 2 teaspoons coconut oil ½ cup distilled water 15 drops strawberry fragrance oil SPECIAL UTENSIL 1 cup bottle PREPARATION Add all ingredients […]
Shadowy Secrets Revealed By Eclipse
Yes, that’s right. With my very own camera I took these photos during the eclipse (you probably heard about it), capturing … something. Something Big Government doesn’t want you to know about. Or maybe Big […]
What I Did Today
My time on Mars was necessarily brief 1) Woke up. The streak continues. Go me! 2) Showered, Cleanliness is next to godliness. 3) Renewed CD. 4) Briefly contemplated the infinite. 5) Went to monthly massage […]
Yoga Instructor On Aging
And you’d only be 285-days old if you lived in Uranus – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is […]
The Things That Keep Me From Fomenting Revolution
I’m pretty darn sure that if I didn’t have some hobby I’d be out in the streets fomenting revolution. Past periods of prolonged idleness for me goes a long ways towards explaining the crises of […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Soxportation
All of us, every last one of us, all over the world, have had a sock disappear while doing laundry. Where did it go? And how? This event frustrates and baffles us. And until now […]
I am Holding the Planet Jupiter For Ransom
That’s right. I mean business. Early this morning, I turned my Miniturizo Ray(tm) on Jupiter. The planet is now only four inches across, easy peasy for my PlanetoPull Ray(tm). So, the entire planet Jupiter is […]
Loving Poem About NASA
NASA NASA says they’re going to look moreFor things they’ve never found.How do they know what to look forIf they’ve never found them? When Pooh looked for heffalumpsHe never found the missing grumps.But when Columbus […]