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I am Holding the Planet Jupiter For Ransom

March 7, 2023 Paul De Lancey

That’s right. I mean business. Early this morning, I turned my Miniturizo Ray(tm) on Jupiter. The planet is now only four inches across, easy peasy for my PlanetoPull Ray(tm). So, the entire planet Jupiter is […]

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Funny – “Citizen Kane”

August 20, 2014 Paul De Lancey

  – Chef Paul My cookbook, Eat Me: 169 Fun Recipes From All Over the World,  and novels are available in paperpack or Kindle on amazon.com As an e-book on Nook or on my website-where you can get a signed copy at: www.lordsoffun.com

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She’s Got Freckles on her But

June 11, 2013June 11, 2013 Theresa Wiza

I can’t remember what I had for breakfast yesterday, but I periodically remember my mom singing silly songs, like the one suggested in the title above. A recent Doctors episode about butts reminded me of […]

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