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Wither the Olive Oil? Oy, Oy!

March 28, 2018
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            Both the mighty and the not-so-mighty worry. Shakespeare’s Prince Hamlet pondered lofty questions from his castle keep; I ponder less esoteric topics like how best to keep olive oil.…

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Throw in the Towel: The Path to Enlightenment

March 7, 2018
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Throw in the towel

You know the expression “to throw in the towel”- meaning to give up? Well, I am trying the opposite. I’m turning to towels, dishtowels to be specific, for inspiration and wisdom. Maybe it is the…

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If you can’t handle the heat, get out of the…

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Paul’s K-IT-CHEN

September 16, 2017
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Gentle Readers, Today’s blog is short and sweet. Chef Paul De Lancey Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback or Kindle on amazon.com Paul De LanceyPaul De…

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Toad in the Hole and how to Avoid Kitchen Murder

November 18, 2016
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British Entree TOAD IN THE HOLE INGREDIENTS 1 cup flour ¼ teaspoon mustard powder ½ teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons butter 3 eggs 1¼ cups milk 2 tablespoons vegetable oil (2 more tablespoons later) 2 pounds…

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Are You A Restaurant Dick?

September 6, 2016
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Are you a restaurant dick? Do you make other diners so miserable that they wish they were at the dentist instead? Take this test and find out. Do you: 1) Yell at the waitress? (1…

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Tuna Burgers, Anti-grav Machines, and Dogs

February 7, 2015
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Tuna Burgers, Anti-grav Machines, and Dogs

American Entree TUNA BURGERS INGREDIENTS 2 6-ounce cans white tuna 1 celery stalk ½ small onion 1 Roma tomato ½ cup bread crumbs 1 egg ½ teaspoon dill ½ teaspoon parsley ½ tablespoon lemon juice…

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Bad Artist #18, Thanksgiving Preparation

November 25, 2014
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Bad Artist #18, Thanksgiving Preparation

THANKSGIVING HAIKU #1 Defrost, damn turkey! The guests will be arriving In only one hour.   THANKSGIVING HAIKU #2 Feck! No potatoes! Dear, will you go to the store? What again? You dope.   THANKSGIVING…

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Ugandan Chapati and Why Cooking Around Nitroglycerine is Bad

November 16, 2014
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Ugandan Chapati and Why Cooking Around Nitroglycerine is Bad

Ugandan Appetizer CHAPATI INGREDIENTS 1 garlic clove ¼ red onion 2 cups flour 1 teaspoon salt ⅔ cup water (about) 1 tablespoon vegetable oil (additional 12 tablespoons later) 12 tablespoons vegetable oil (1 tablespoon per…

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Happy To Pee

August 29, 2014
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Happy To Pee

                    One morning at work, I was on my way to the kitchen to get some milk for my cereal and wound up walking behind a…

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