Cooking Safety Begins With Me Not Cooking
It goes without saying that the best way to maintain safety in a kitchen is to keep me out. But I said it anyway, and as it happens, the theme of this year’s […]
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The Things That Keep Me From Fomenting Revolution
I’m pretty darn sure that if I didn’t have some hobby I’d be out in the streets fomenting revolution. Past periods of prolonged idleness for me goes a long ways towards explaining the crises of […]
Dr. Paul’s Advice on Romance
People keep asking me, for no apparent reason, how to win a woman’s heart. This is an easy one. I can’t figure why there are so many books on the subject. So, how would I […]
Kitchen Explosion and the Big Bang Theory
They sure don’t make plastic bags to hold tamarind bags like they used to do. I took my tamarind bag out of my plastic-grocery bag and it ripped open sending tamarind pods everywhere. Many of […]
How To Use, #1, The Kitchen Timer
Dear readers, Today we learn to use the kitchen timer. You may have one that looks like this. Here are the two things you must know if you wish to master the art of cooking […]
Wither the Olive Oil? Oy, Oy!
Both the mighty and the not-so-mighty worry. Shakespeare’s Prince Hamlet pondered lofty questions from his castle keep; I ponder less esoteric topics like how best to keep olive oil. […]
Throw in the Towel: The Path to Enlightenment
You know the expression “to throw in the towel”- meaning to give up? Well, I am trying the opposite. I’m turning to towels, dishtowels to be specific, for inspiration and wisdom. Maybe it is the […]
