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Life Tips & Tricks – Challenges

September 30, 2024 Paul De Lancey

The following is especially true in cooking, or so a friend told me. Life Tip and Trick #1   – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.     Check out my novel, the hilarious […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Words to Think Uponapocalyptic, challenge, Chef Paul, comic chef, cooking, cuss, good food, life, life tip, Lutheran, murders, Paul R. De Lancey, recipes, swear, truths

The Things That Keep Me From Fomenting Revolution

August 27, 2023 Paul De Lancey

I’m pretty darn sure that if I didn’t have some hobby I’d be out in the streets fomenting revolution. Past periods of prolonged idleness for me goes a long ways towards explaining the crises of […]

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How I Gave Up Fomenting Revolution

June 16, 2023 Paul De Lancey

It’s pretty much inevitable. If I have too much time on my hands, I will take to the streets and foment revolution. Law enforcement frowns on revolutionary acts. My neighbors wouldn’t like it; you should […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

August 31, 2020August 31, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Not only do you spend less time shopping, cooking and washing dishes when you serve leftovers, your family spends less time eating.

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The Joy of Cooking Is In the Eating

August 19, 2020August 19, 2020 Mark R Hunter

While my better half recovered from surgery a few years ago, I did most of the cooking. I learned something about myself during that time: I hate cooking. That is to say, I hate doing […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsbad cooking, cheap food, Chinese food, cooking, cooking tips, food, marriage

Wisdom for Dummies

July 7, 2020July 7, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Your refrigerator won’t need cleaning if you use it as I do, just to keep a jug of water cold.

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How To Ring In a Birthday

January 21, 2020January 21, 2020 Mark R Hunter

There are questions absolutely guaranteed to cause trouble: “What else could go wrong?” “What does this do?” “Why don’t we invade Russia?” A few years ago, I planned to cook my wife a birthday dinner. […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsbad cooking, birthday, birthdays, cooking, relationships, rings

Wisdom for Dummies

September 19, 2019September 19, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Too many cooks really do spoil the broth. If you have too many, would you send one to my house? Find more dubious advice in I Used to Think I Was Not That Bad and […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

February 28, 2019April 5, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Chefs recommend you keep your pantry well-stocked with staples. I’m not sure why though. Most people keep their stapler in their office.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Wisdom for Dummies by Dorothy Rosbycooking, Dorothy Rosby, humor

Lowered Standards

April 12, 2018April 12, 2018 Amy Abbott

I don’t like to cook. Yes, I sincerely mean it. Being in a partnership means I have my share of responsibility for our food. Frankly, I have about one miserable failure a month. I learned […]

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