Relationship status: I sent my wife a Facebook invite to a party in my pants. She chose “will not attend.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 11, 2014 Me: I meant to do that. Wife: You […]
Dear Lord, please inform my redneck neighbor that Kung Pao chicken is not a Kung fu move and that calling someone a Dim Sum of a bitch is not cursing in Chinese, Amen.
A new Chinese takeout place opened in town this week named Buddha’s Bar & Grill. I stopped by to check it out the other day. As I placed my order, I noticed that Ihurtufordollar-Le […]
When my daughter was home for her last school break, she had a yen for steamed dumplings, so off we went to her favorite Chinese Restaurant. After a nice meal, the waiter brought us our […]