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Wisdom for Dummies

July 26, 2021June 17, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

Forget tea leaves and palm reading. Fortune cookies have always been my preferred method of forecasting my future, because even if the fortunes don’t come true, I still get a nice lunch and a cookie.

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Wisdom for Dummies by Dorothy RosbyChinese food, Dorothy Rosby, fortune cookies, good luck

Fortune Ate Lee

April 21, 2015 Linda Roy

Remember Mr. Lee from that old Calgon commercial? That guy lied about his “ancient Chinese secret” and I think fortune cookies do too. I’m on to you, fortune cookies. You’re all full of your vague […]

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3 CommentsLifestylefortune cookies, fortunes, fotune cookie meanings

The Fortune Cookie

April 24, 2011May 21, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

When my daughter was home for her last school break, she had a yen for steamed dumplings, so off we went to her favorite Chinese Restaurant.  After a nice meal, the waiter brought us our […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestyle, Relationshipscareer, Chinese food, fortune cookies, humor, karaoke, moles, romance

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