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The Hidden Timeline of Tom Jones’ “Delilah”

April 12, 2024 Paul De Lancey

Delilah and Samson, the other man Tom Jones was superb sing. His hit song, “Delilah,” tells how the protagonist sees Delilah with another man. Her dalliance enrages him to the point of murder. He knows […]

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1 CommentWords to Think UponDelilah, electric chair, fancy dress restaurant, forgiveness, love, murder, other man, pie, police, rage, romance, Samson, thriller, Timeline, Tom Jones

Dr. Paul’s Advice on Romance

July 19, 2023 Paul De Lancey

People keep asking me, for no apparent reason, how to win a woman’s heart. This is an easy one. I can’t figure why there are so many books on the subject. So, how would I […]

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Apparently My Wife Doesn’t Like It When I Kiss Other Women

July 5, 2022July 1, 2022 Tim Jones

Sometimes I can disappoint my wife and, without intending to, hurt her feelings. For example, recently she was telling me something about something – not really sure what her point was. I was watching a […]

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Lifestyle, Relationshipslove, love affairs, marriage, relationships, romance

An Excerpt From First Night – The Debut Novel By Carol Sabik-Jaffe

February 17, 2022 Donna Cavanagh

We are so excited and honored to be excerpting First Night by Carol Sabik-Jaffe today. This talented author is such an advocate for writers. For all romantic comedy fans, this is a must read.   […]

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Fictionauthor, Carol Sabik-Jaffe, family, fiction, love, modern litereature, romance, romantic comedy, women's literature

My Worst First Date – A Play-by-Play Highlight Reel

September 21, 2021September 17, 2021 Tim Jones

[Author’s note: The following story of my youth is completely true. It is the saga of my first – and worst – date ever. No exaggerations are needed to convey my humiliation. Perhaps this play-by-play […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsbad dates, dating, first dates, love, romance

Recruiting Poster For Chefs

May 17, 2021 Paul De Lancey

Become a restaurant chef! Become a home cook! People love good food. People love people cooking for them. Yes, we all go wild for good cooks. A fancy, homemade, gourmet meal will forever impress your […]

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How I Won My Wife

September 10, 2020 Bill Spencer

First off, I’m sensitive to the offensiveness of the possessive pronoun “my” in the title, as if my wife belongs to me—though I admit, after 30 years of marriage, I do feel we belong together. […]

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6 CommentsRelationshipsBill Spencer, Camaro, funny, Gumby, humor, Humor Outcasts, humour, love, marriage, romance

A Story of Sex and Debauchery from My Youth

June 18, 2019June 18, 2019 Tim Jones

When I was a young child, I had a very unusual friend who, how should I put this delicately – had some rather strong urges. His name was Leonardo. I met him when I was […]

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When planning a romantic Valentine’s Day getaway, don’t forget to invite your wife

February 12, 2019February 12, 2019 Tim Jones

For years people the world over have sought my advice as a foremost authority on matters of the heart. Perhaps it’s because I’m half-German. Or maybe because I got an A- in French in high […]

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Valentine’s Day — Say It With Chickens!

February 11, 2019 Roz Warren

At some point in the relationship, every man I’ve ever gone out with has looked at me sadly and concluded “You aren’t very romantic, are you?” I am not. I am loving and funny and […]

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