Misread Sign

While, in fast-food restaurant, I misread the following sign: “Curly fries are friend magnets.” I really thought for an instant that the sentence went as below. “Curly fries are fried magnets.” So that’s why I keep bumping into iron. On […]

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Archer Woman on Restaurant Behavior

Archer Woman doesn’t want want you to harass the servers.   Archer Woman #3   Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s […]

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Beef Smore and Dining Out Safely

Sri Lankan Entree BEEF SMORE INGREDIENTS 2 pound piece of sirloin or beef chuck 2 tablespoons vinegar ½ teaspoon pepper 3 garlic cloves 1″ ginger root 1 large onion 1 small green chile 1 stalk […]

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Are You A Restaurant Dick?

Are you a restaurant dick? Do you make other diners so miserable that they wish they were at the dentist instead? Take this test and find out. Do you: 1) Yell at the waitress? (1 […]

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Christmas Gift Idea #1

RestroomCertificate

What do you get for that special someone who has everything? Why a gift certificate for a restaurant restroom, of course. This memorable present is sure to take your relationship to an entirely new level. […]

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