Misread Sign

While, in fast-food restaurant, I misread the following sign: “Curly fries are friend magnets.” I really thought for an instant that the sentence went as below. “Curly fries are fried magnets.” So that’s why I keep bumping into iron. On […]

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Unicorn Bites 1/22/14

3-year-old: *calls out in the middle of the night* I have to pee Me: Then pee 3: *pees* Me: I MEANT IN THE TOILET! Always be specific — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 22, 2014 My […]

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