3-year-old: *calls out in the middle of the night* I have to pee Me: Then pee 3: *pees* Me: I MEANT IN THE TOILET! Always be specific — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 22, 2014 My […]
I read an article that asked the question: Now that the Pope is retired, what now? No need to worry. Apparently, TLC has already offered the former Pontiff a new reality show called Pope Pardons. […]