The Gym Is A Vehicle Of Deception
It’s another big day at the gym. I started today’s session aggressively, punching a gym bag. I had to pound that thing to get it into my locker. The lockers here are tiny. The highlight […]
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Unicorn Bites 5/20/14
How to ride a skateboard: 1) Fall down and hurt yourself. 2) Post it on YouTube. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 20, 2014 2: *points to pic* Horsey Me: No, that’s a dog 2: Horsey! […]
Unicorn Bites 1/22/14
3-year-old: *calls out in the middle of the night* I have to pee Me: Then pee 3: *pees* Me: I MEANT IN THE TOILET! Always be specific — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 22, 2014 My […]
A liar and a t-shirt
I just saw a woman wearing a shirt that just said “Gorgeous.” That woman is most certainly a liar. It would have been believable had her shirt said “I love Cheetos and have […]