How to ride a skateboard: 1) Fall down and hurt yourself. 2) Post it on YouTube. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 20, 2014 2: *points to pic* Horsey Me: No, that’s a dog 2: Horsey! […]
My favorite line to use on a guy trying to pick me up: “Is that your nose or did your pants fall down?” There’s always a swift exit.
When one of my Twitter friends asked for people’s favorite pick-up lines, I was initially intrigued. Going down that road would be a frivolous trip down a younger and thinner memory lane, right? I tried […]