Lamb Burger and Mary’s Little Lamb Has GPS

New Zealander Entree LAMB BURGER INGREDIENTS 1 small onion 1 Roma tomato 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 pound ground lamb ½ teaspoon lemon zest ½ teaspoon marjoram 1½ tablespoons mayonnaise 1 teaspoon mint, crushed ¼ […]

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Mongolia’s Soup and Great Goat Census

Mongolian Soup GURILTAI SHUL INGREDIENTS 2 potatoes 2 carrots 1 onion 12 ounces whole cut of lamb or beef (You have a lot of leeway here.) 12 ounces egg noodles ¾ teaspoon pepper ¾ teaspoon […]

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Unicorn Bites 5/20/14

How to ride a skateboard: 1) Fall down and hurt yourself. 2) Post it on YouTube. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 20, 2014 2: *points to pic* Horsey Me: No, that’s a dog 2: Horsey! […]

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Unicorn Bites 3/31/14

When hipsters replaced hippies, we lost free love and drugs and got skinny jeans. Worst. Trade. Ever. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 1, 2014 Me: Call me Iron Man! Wife: Seriously? Every fucking time? Me: […]

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Fast Food

When Jill Y’s mother first met my mother, it was a recipe for a catastrophe waiting to happen. Like me, my mother says a lot of stupid things and is oblivious to any wrongdoing. We’re […]

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Server for sale

A couple of things to begin with – Bill Y is short for William, I am a sheep and Anthony played a practical joke on me 23 years ago. Anthony has a sense of humor […]

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