Misheard Lyrics of Patsy Cline
The great Patsy Cline had a big hit with the excellent song, “Walkin’ After Midnight.” Now doesn’t her word “me” sound like “bee.” I have questions. Why is Patsy looking for a bee after midnight? I […]
The great Patsy Cline had a big hit with the excellent song, “Walkin’ After Midnight.” Now doesn’t her word “me” sound like “bee.” I have questions. Why is Patsy looking for a bee after midnight? I […]
Spanish Appetizer SHRIMP IN CRISPY BATTER(Gambas en Gabardina) INGREDIENTS 1 egg½ cup water1 cup flour¼ teaspoon salt1 teaspoon baking soda⅛ teaspoon saffron (or ¼ teaspoon safflower)¾ pound jumbo shrimp (20-25 count, peeled and deveined)2 cups […]
Chinese Entree SHRIMP CASHEW STIR FRY INGREDIENTS 2 celery stalks3 dry red chiles or Thai chiles3 scallions or green onions3 tablespoons vegetable oil1½ tablespoons light soy sauce or soy sauce½ teaspoon sugar1 pound shrimp, pealed, […]
Indianapolis officials have arrested a least likely suspect being held responsible for poaching and smuggling sheep after a national manhunt drew attention to the animal abuse violations on nearby farms. Little Bo-Peep was arrested Monday […]
New Zealander Entree LAMB BURGER INGREDIENTS 1 small onion 1 Roma tomato 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 pound ground lamb ½ teaspoon lemon zest ½ teaspoon marjoram 1½ tablespoons mayonnaise 1 teaspoon mint, crushed ¼ […]
Even though everyone reading this post is an animal, many people carry myths about animals around in their heads. How’s your Animal IQ? Take the Animal Mythbusters true-false test and find out! Exhibit A […]
Mongolian Soup GURILTAI SHUL INGREDIENTS 2 potatoes 2 carrots 1 onion 12 ounces whole cut of lamb or beef (You have a lot of leeway here.) 12 ounces egg noodles ¾ teaspoon pepper ¾ teaspoon […]
How to ride a skateboard: 1) Fall down and hurt yourself. 2) Post it on YouTube. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 20, 2014 2: *points to pic* Horsey Me: No, that’s a dog 2: Horsey! […]
When hipsters replaced hippies, we lost free love and drugs and got skinny jeans. Worst. Trade. Ever. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 1, 2014 Me: Call me Iron Man! Wife: Seriously? Every fucking time? Me: […]