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I didn’t invade. Woke up at 4:40 am with cold feet. I had kicked off the blanket in my sleep. I suppose I could have been be proud of the achievement as I had had […]
I didn’t invade. Woke up at 4:40 am with cold feet. I had kicked off the blanket in my sleep. I suppose I could have been be proud of the achievement as I had had […]
American Entree POWEGIAN VACATION POTATO INGREDIENTS 4 russet potatoes1 tablespoon olive oil3 garlic cloves1 stalk green onion½ small yellow onion2 ounces diced green chiles2 eggs¼ cup grated Four Mexican cheeses4 deli slices ham4 deli slices […]
Belizean Entree BEEF ON SPICED POTATOES INGREDIENTS 2 large unpeeled baking potatoes BEEF MIXTURE3 garlic cloves1 pound lean ground beef1 14.5 ounce can Mexican, or spicy, diced tomatoes1 teaspoon Jamaican Jerk spice½ teaspoon red recado […]
Chilean Entree CRABMEAT STUFFED AVOCADOS INGREDIENTS 2 large avocados6 ounces crabmeat2 tablespoons minced bell pepper2 tablespoons minced celery2 teaspoons lemon juice¼ cup mayonnaise⅛ teaspoon pepper¼ teaspoon salt1 tablespoon minced shallot or onion4 leaves lettuce6 olives […]
I grew up on an Aroostook County potato farm where I revered the spud. It represented nutritional calories on the table, money in the bank, and my ability to buy school clothes after serving an annual sentence of forced child labor. I […]
British Entree CODFISH CAKES INGREDIENTS 1 pound cod fillets 2 large potatoes ½ teaspoon salt 1½ tablespoons butter 1 small egg 1½ tablespoons minced onion 1 teaspoon parsley ⅛ teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon tarragon 1 […]
Swedish Entree HASSELBACK POTATOES INGREDIENTS 10 tablespoons butter (5 tablespoons for casserole dish. 5 tablespoons to spoon over potatoes.) 10 small potatoes 1 teaspoon dill 1 teaspoon salt 6 tablespoons grated Våsterbotten or Parmesan cheese […]
British Entree BANGERS AND MASH INGREDIENTS 1 large onion 2 pounds potatoes 5 tablespoons butter (2 tablespoons more later) 6 tablespoons milk ½ tablespoon mustard ¼ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt 8 pork sausages (Do […]
THANKSGIVING HAIKU #1 Defrost, damn turkey! The guests will be arriving In only one hour. THANKSGIVING HAIKU #2 Feck! No potatoes! Dear, will you go to the store? What again? You dope. THANKSGIVING […]
4 y.o: Why do the Ninja Turtles have a fat head like you? Me: I don’t have a fat head. 4: Me: 4: Why don’t you know you have a fat head? — Exploding Unicorn […]