Great Excuses For Late Homework
1) Teacher, I wrote my homework on paper made of matter. While I was walking to school, my homework paper collided with homework paper made of anti-matter. Woowee! It was almost the end of the […]
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Unicorn Bites #517
4-year-old: What happens when you die? Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 2, 2014 4-year-old: Dad? Me: What? I’m […]
Spicy Spanish Potatoes, Doggy Dating, and Armageddon
Spanish Entree PATATAS BRAVAS (spicy potatoes) INGREDIENTS 3 garlic cloves ½ onion 2 Roma tomatoes 1 tablespoon flour ½ cup water 5 medium russet potatoes ½ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt 2 ½ tablespoons olive […]
Mongolia’s Soup and Great Goat Census
Mongolian Soup GURILTAI SHUL INGREDIENTS 2 potatoes 2 carrots 1 onion 12 ounces whole cut of lamb or beef (You have a lot of leeway here.) 12 ounces egg noodles ¾ teaspoon pepper ¾ teaspoon […]
Potato Waffle with Hot Dog, Wars, and Manners
Norwegian Entree POTATO WAFFLE WITH HOT DOG (potetvafler met pølse) INGREDIENTS 5 russet potatoes or 2 pounds brown potatoes 4 tablespoons butter 12 hot dogs or hot-dog shaped sausages 4 eggs 3 cups milk 2 […]
Simple Corned Beef and Tic-tac-toe
Irish Entree SIMPLE CORNED BEEF INGREDIENTS 1 4-to-5 pound ready-to-cook corned beef brisket 6 russet potatoes 3 large carrots 1 large white onion 1/2 head cabbage water SPECIAL UTENSIL crock pot PREPARATION Put ready-to-cook corned […]
Unicorn Bites 1/14/14
It’s amazing how the lowly potato gives us potato chips, french fries, and vodka. Get your shit together, every other vegetable. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 14, 2014 Me: I’m one card away from […]