Bacon & Chocolate Party: A Landslide Victory for De Lancey & Bowen
The polls are closed. The people have spoken. The final vote count is: Paul De Lancey – 19.5 – 78.0% Elmer Fudd – 5.5 – 22.0% Paul De Lancey and Candace C. Bowen will […]
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Mongolia’s Soup and Great Goat Census
Mongolian Soup GURILTAI SHUL INGREDIENTS 2 potatoes 2 carrots 1 onion 12 ounces whole cut of lamb or beef (You have a lot of leeway here.) 12 ounces egg noodles ¾ teaspoon pepper ¾ teaspoon […]
Please vote for me
I’m beginning to wonder if my application to become the next Pope has been taken seriously. Having said that, I’m not even sure if vatican0000@gmail.com is the right email address. I wasn’t sure if I […]
Book judging by covers
Fake Swedish girl is not Swedish. She’s as real as the sweat on Bono’s brow as he berates the bejaysus out of an audience that gets what they want. Fake Swedish girl has blonde hair. Because […]
I Think I Have a Hermaphrodite Brain
I recently picked up a copy of the latest Special Collector’s Edition of Scientific American Mind. The articles are all about the differences between male and female brains. After reading some of the articles, I […]