As a non-clever person, it always amazes me to see how inventive people can be, when they really need to be. On May 28, 2002, Luciano Pavarotti and James Brown sang “It’s a Man’s World” […]
Former Alaska governor and Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin wrote an editorial in the Wasilla Times to “alert the country” to “the disturbing fact” that “Al Gebra” has infiltrated American schools. An exerpt: “You may […]
After consulting with several other boys his age, local boy Christopher Jones has determined that although Santa brought him a nice haul of presents this Christmas, the big fat jolly man seems to be kind […]
Fake Swedish girl is not Swedish. She’s as real as the sweat on Bono’s brow as he berates the bejaysus out of an audience that gets what they want. Fake Swedish girl has blonde hair. Because […]
If I was a Muslim, I would move to the exact opposite point on the globe from Mecca. That way I could pray in any direction I wanted.