Posts Tagged ‘ Santa ’

Santa Claus on the naughty list

December 22, 2018
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T’was the night before Christmas when I met my partner, Mary Darling, for our Christmas Eve shift in the City of Angels. “Merry Christmas, Darling.” The squad room’s halls were decked. “Feliz Navidad,” replied Darling,…

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Learning With The Legend – Episode 674, 433, 333…

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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T’was the Poem Before Christmas

December 22, 2017
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I’ve been going through all the boxes of old paperwork in my garage attic—there were a lot of them—and I stumbled across one of my old columns. How old? Well, so old it’s never appeared…

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A RETURN TO “TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS”

December 16, 2017
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A RETURN TO TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring we were all totally soused. The stockings were hung by the chimney…

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Happy 70th birthday, David Letterman

April 12, 2017
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Happy 70th birthday, David Letterman. Seen here interviewing Celebrity reindeer Rudolf Paul LanderPaul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize or sending Sudanese peace activist, Fatima Ahmed…

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DO CANADIANS REALLY EXIST?

February 1, 2017
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Do Canadians really exist? Yes, that is my question. Is there really such a whimsical folk who believe in such things as mounted police wearing red uniforms and modified cowboy hats, water wells with hand…

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Holidays Meet Humor – Santa Claus is Coming to Town…or is He?

December 7, 2016
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North Pole, December 2017 – There are problems afoot in the North Pole. On the Santa-Elf closed Facebook group page, a notice has been posted that has no one jingling with delight. Apparently, according to…

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The Big Takeaway From Last Night’s GOP Debate

December 16, 2015
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The Big Takeaway From Last Night’s GOP Debate

Most of you probably didn’t watch last night’s GOP debate in Las Vegas. Instead, you probably watched another TV show exhibiting less fear and paranoia, like Doomsday Preppers. So I’m here to fill you in…

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There’s no way I’m going to be a bold boy this year. There’s far too much riding on it.

I know it’s not Christmas yet but I’ve been a good boy this year and, and, and it’s the world’s safest bike, Santa. Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I…

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Midlife Letter to Santa

December 25, 2014
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Midlife Letter to Santa

Dear Santa, Typically, my letters start with, “I have been a very good girl,” but this year, not so much. I’ve been wearing my skirts a little shorter, tipping the rum bottle a bit more,…

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