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Dearest Santa:

December 23, 2011December 23, 2011 Kathy Minicozzi

Dearest Santa: It has come to my attention that, because of the nature of some of the activities I have allegedly been involved in this past year, there is a real possibility that I am […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, FictionChristmas, fiction, funny, humor, Kathy Minicozzi, Letter to Santa, Santa

Friday Humor Devotional

December 23, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord and/or Santa please reconsider adding me and my buddies back to your nice list.  The Vegas incident involving the vacuum cleaners, Elvis impersonator and Tequila will NEVER happen again, well at least never […]

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8 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Good Clean FunDear Lord, elvis impersonators, Las Vegas, Santa, Santa Claus, Tequila, vacuum cleaners, Vegas

Ask Dr. Snee: Healthy holidays, everyone!

December 14, 2011 Rick Snee

According to these letters I’ve been receiving, it’s the holiday season. Of course, that’s because I legally changed my name to Santa Claus back in the ’04 on a bet, so there’s Christmas letters mixed […]

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1 CommentLifestyleask dr. snee, bmi, cookie dough, new year's eve, Santa, virginity, weight

The Real Mrs. Claus: An Exclusive Interview

December 9, 2011December 10, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

    A few months ago, I received an email from an editor asking me to interview the real Mrs. Claus. I guess she thought I would give this assignment the attention it needed as […]

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7 CommentsFiction, LifestyleChristmas, elves, humor, Mrs. Claus, Santa

Disbelief

December 5, 2011December 5, 2011 Eric Hetvile

This is that time of year that makes me flabbergasted that intelligent people can believe in a bearded guy who flies above us giving people what they ask for. And some people even believe in […]

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How To Not Ruin Christmas

December 5, 2011December 5, 2011 Richard Spall

It’s that merry time of year and you need to know what your most important responsibility is. Sure, trees must be purchased or dusted off and decorated. Lights must be strung. Presents have to be […]

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