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Pets Really Know How to Celebrate Holidays

December 29, 2017 Mary Farr

One lap around the house with my Shark 3X Capacity Vacuum proved that our family pets have perfected the art of holiday celebration. A vacuum tank stuffed with dog hair, catnip, and shredded tissue reminded […]

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Santa After Christmas

January 1, 2014January 1, 2014 Mark R Hunter

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK   Santa Claus had a ritual, one he followed every year after he finished delivering gifts for all little boys and girls. It involved whiskey. His main elf assistant, Evergreen Iciclepears, […]

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Christmas Around The World: They think we’re odd

December 20, 2013December 20, 2013 Mark R Hunter

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK   Ojenyunyat Sungwiyadeson honungradon nagwutut. Ojenyunyat osrasay! No, I didn’t position my fingers wrong on the keyboard. It doesn’t quite have the flow of “Merry Christmas”, but I’m told that’s the […]

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Chanukah Schmanukah

December 18, 2011 Wilma Jammer

Yes, my khev’reh, my friends, it is certainly that time of year again. The time of candles that are lit on 8 nights; the time of crappy presents and lights. It’s that time of year, […]

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How To Not Ruin Christmas

December 5, 2011December 5, 2011 Richard Spall

It’s that merry time of year and you need to know what your most important responsibility is. Sure, trees must be purchased or dusted off and decorated. Lights must be strung. Presents have to be […]

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