Posts Tagged ‘ Holiday ’

All I Want For Christmas Is More, More and More Christmas.

December 24, 2018
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Six weeks ago, I awoke to find myself stuck to my living room floor covered in pine sap and tinsel.  Two squirrels were giving me the stink eye and clutching their nuts. I felt shock…

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Dogs vs. Holiday Meals: Fa-La-La-La-Laaa, La, Aach! Haauk! Blaarf!

December 19, 2018
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In this festive season of holiday parties, bountiful meals, and homemade cookies embellished with those silver ball-bearing things, take comfort knowing that your canines are in the dog park, plotting. ENGLISH SHEEPDOG: “OK, everyone! Finish…

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This Holiday Season, Give the Gift of Guilt

December 13, 2018
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What comes to mind when you hear the phrase, the spirit of Christmas? When I was young, my notion was so naive. Like many children, I believed Santa and his reindeer flew around the world…

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Valentine’s Day – A Yearly Heart Attack

February 13, 2017
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I looked at my calendar and saw Valentine’s Day is tomorrow. I don’t pay attention to when Cupid attacks. That little bastard in the diaper shows up, so he can shoot arrows into the hearts…

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Xmas traditions dead as a doornail

December 23, 2016
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It doesn’t feel like the holidays. Maybe that’s because I’ve been so busy I’ve missed traditions like watching “Santa and the Three Bears,” “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” and “The Grinch That Stole Christmas.” I haven’t…

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Holidays Meet Humor – My PTSD : Post Traumatic Santa Disorder

December 23, 2016
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I am a Christmas-a-holic. I’m addicted to the Christmas season – decorations, music, food, gift-giving, and time spent with loved ones. I’m filled with joy when the holiday season arrives. Every Christmas is shaped from…

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SPARKS BRIEF – Essential Gifts for this Season

December 15, 2016
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Now that the holiday season is upon us, we should be talking about Christmas parties and not political parties. In fact, any discussion of politics should be off the table and the elf should be…

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SPARKS BRIEF: Trump Deports Turkey

November 23, 2016
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This week, President-Elect Trump demanded to participate in an annual White House Thanksgiving tradition. He had a live 48 pound turkey delivered to Trump Tower. Mr. Giblet appeared to be dazed and confused after undergoing…

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Woman Helps Homeless Person, Doesn’t Post It On The Internet

December 10, 2015
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Late last night in front of a local grocery store, an unidentified area woman assisted a homeless man with some food, money, and a blanket she retrieved from her trunk. A young woman shopping nearby…

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Happy Thanksgiving From HO!

November 26, 2015
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Although our writers and readers come from far and near And Thanksgiving is not everyone’s day We wanted to tell you that you are all so dear And you brighten our lives in every way We are…

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