How the Grinch Spent Christmas

I was in Dollar General— I don’t make this stuff up— When I ran into the Grinch, And his reindeer, the pup.   “What brings you to town?” I asked, to be nice. “The last […]

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A Crappy New Parody Christmas Song

 Last year I was inspired to write a parody holiday season song, and this year it appears I still haven’t learned my lesson. Again, I can’t imagine anyone who’s not in the emergency services will […]

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Dogs vs. Holiday Meals: Fa-La-La-La-Laaa, La, Aach! Haauk! Blaarf!

In this festive season of holiday parties, bountiful meals, and homemade cookies embellished with those silver ball-bearing things, take comfort knowing that your canines are in the dog park, plotting. ENGLISH SHEEPDOG: “OK, everyone! Finish […]

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