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Haiku: Happy Cinco De Mayo

May 4, 2022 Paul Lander

  Cinco de Mayo Translated into English  Is St. Patrick’s Day.

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Haiku: An Emptier House: Bob Sagat dies at 65

January 28, 2022 Paul Lander

Blue Bob Sagat gone How blue? Act should’ve been called: The Aristocrats! 

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Haiku:  I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas … in Waikiki?

December 29, 2021 Paul Lander

  Snow in Hawaii? Wait… what? Climate change, my ass. More like Climate Strange.

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Haiku: Say it Ain’t so, @Jack

December 14, 2021 Paul Lander

Say it Ain’t so, @Jack   @Jack quitting Twitter With that beard he’s likely off to join ZZ Top.

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Haiku: Aborting Roe V Wade 

December 5, 2021December 5, 2021 Paul Lander

    Aborting Roe V Wade  Roe V Wade trouble. SCOTUS set back their clocks to… 1972!

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Haiku: On Seeing A Photo of a Smiling Samuel Beckett

March 21, 2021 Paul Lander

  Haiku: On Seeing A Photo of a Smiling Samuel Beckett Samuel Beckett, What’s so God damn amusing? A funeral, perhaps?

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I tackle poetry … and get slammed

April 5, 2019April 5, 2019 Mark R Hunter

My wife took a poetry class, so I, being a writer, decided to take a crack at writing poetry myself. Why didn’t someone stop me? Thank goodness I’m better at prose. Thank goodness Emily is […]

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Poetry For Lovers

August 5, 2018August 5, 2018 Paul De Lancey

At a loss for words to express your love, try . . .       Paul the Love Bard Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and […]

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Understanding Poetry

June 19, 2018June 19, 2018 Mark R Hunter

My wife is taking a poetry class this year, so I, being a writer, decided to take a crack at writing poetry myself. Why didn’t someone stop me? Thank goodness I’m better at prose. Thank […]

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Singing Up a Spring

April 4, 2018April 4, 2018 Mark R Hunter

Hey, I wrote a song! It’s not a great song … but then, I’m not a great song writer. There are two problems: First, I meant it to be humorous, but it comes off as […]

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