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Haiku: Happy International Female Orgasm Day

August 9, 2026 Paul Lander

.Happy International Female Orgasm Day Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!    

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An Ode to Odious Winter

December 14, 2025December 14, 2025 Mark R Hunter

As months go by and seasons change We watch the outside rearrange Nature knows a change is due, And it’s not hard to see a clue   Like puppies frozen to a tree While going […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebad weather, bad winter, cold weather, four wheel drive, funny poem, ice, Indiana, indiana weather, poem, poems, poetry, snow, weather, winter, winter driving, winter hatred

Haiku: Martin Scorsese, 83 (and that’s not a bunch of Raging Bull)

November 24, 2025 Paul Lander

Marty Scorsese, 83 (and that’s not a bunch of Raging Bull) Let’s sing for Marty: He’s a jolly goodfella. Which you can’t deny!

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Haiku: Able To Raid Small Buildings…

August 11, 2025 Paul Lander

Able To Raid Small Buildings… Dean Cain works for ICE. Once Superman, now he needs ice packs for his knees.  

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Haiku: Faster Than A Spinning Dreidel, David Corenswet, First Jewish Actor to play Man Of Steel

July 14, 2025July 14, 2025 Paul Lander

Faster Than A Spinning Dreidel, David Corenswet, First Jewish Actor to play Man Of Steel Jewish Superman? X-ray vision? Nah. Just those Jewish space lasers.

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My Grumpy Mother Nature Song

May 31, 2025May 24, 2025 Mark R Hunter

Is it just me, or has Mother Nature been, this year … grouchy? Surly? Cross? Cantankerous? Yeah, I thought so, too. Maybe we brought it on ourselves, the way everyone has been storming at each […]

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Meet Author Matt Schatz and his Debut Poetry Collection Shoes Last Longer in LA

December 16, 2024December 15, 2024 Donna Cavanagh

We are so excited to announce the release of  Shoes Last Longer in LA the debut poetry collection of Matt Schatz–one of HO’s newest writers. Read the interview below and check out this witty collection. Shoes […]

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Poem: What’s Next Talking Tiger’s Wood?

October 28, 2024October 28, 2024 Paul Lander

I think I have a clue what Trump Thunk When talking ‘bout Arnold Palmer’ giant junk. Going for those voters who are a real thing, The group of citizens considered schwing!

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Haiku: Rolex? More Like A Trollex…

October 8, 2024 Paul Lander

Rolex? More Like A Trollex… Trump selling watches 100 hundred grand?  I’ll take a: Jimmy Cartier.  

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Haiku: Don’t Give My Regards to Broadway!

June 14, 2023 Paul Lander

No Tony for me So, picky, picky, picky I wasn’t in a play.

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