My Grumpy Mother Nature Song
Is it just me, or has Mother Nature been, this year … grouchy? Surly? Cross? Cantankerous? Yeah, I thought so, too. Maybe we brought it on ourselves, the way everyone has been storming at each […]
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It’s a Wonderful World, Says Mother Nature
A Humor Outcasts Interview with Mother Nature The following are excerpts from an exclusive interview with celebrated environmentalist, Mother Nature. Humor Outcasts: Thank you for agreeing to meet today, Mother Nature. I’m sure you’re tremendously […]
If Mother Nature Calls, I’m Out
Some people like the outdoors. Some people like roughing it. Some people I ain’t. If Mother Nature calls, I’m out. Born in New York City, my idea of roughing it is taking the subway instead […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, I want to give thanks to you and Mother Nature for the spring pollen that caused my mother-in-law’s laryngitis. Her inability to verbally criticize me and the new golf clubs from my wife […]
How I Ruined Winter … For Almost Everyone
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK I love January! Said no one, ever. Okay, some people actually do love winter, which just goes to show you: Northern Indiana needs better mental health screening. I used […]
Singing The Snow Blues
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK Okay, okay, we get it: Mother Nature’s in charge. Back in 1978 I wrote in my high school paper that I got cabin fever and opened a window, only to […]
Putting the ‘Pause’ in Menopause
Mother nature has a wicked sense of humor. And no, I’m not talking about the weather. When she came up with the idea of menopause for women, she clearly had men in mind and was […]