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Tag: menopause
A Study of Chin Hairs
In a recent scientific study that examined postmenopausal women, researchers determined a causal relationship between the appearance of unsightly, gray chin hairs, their removal, and early onset of memory loss. Leading researchers studied post-menopausal women […]
No Menopause For Me
Pass me the menopause, please. I have to warm up. Call me crazy, but I’m the only woman I know that’s actually praying for Menopause to hit. I was doing just fine until I hit […]
Back Porch Ponderings
Sunrise on my back porch is my meditation time. The following are examples of thoughts that run through my mind while I try and clear it of all debris. After watching the The People vs. […]
The Sweat-drenched Woman’s Guide To Enjoying An Unmedicated Menopause
Menopause came for me several years ago, when I was in my mid-fifties, and I can’t say that I’ve enjoyed the experience. Women who proudly refer to their hot flashes as “power surges” are kidding […]
Commando In Chief
I want everyone reading this to sit down immediately. It’s important because what I’m about to say will not only be life changing – it may in fact be the single greatest discovery one woman […]
Sometimes I Can’t Get My Clothes Off Fast Enough
It’s Getting Hot In Here My pulse rises, my breath becomes short, beads of sweat appear on my brow, and in a frenzy, I start tearing away layers of clothing. I’m practically out of breath […]
The Perfect Detergent
Generous Gina Grimshaw wasn’t always a happy woman. According to herself, her friends and her temper, she became unhappy on her wedding day but that’s only because she married her inconsiderate and uncaring husband on […]
Women are Mysterious
In recent news, the smartest man on wheels, Stephen Hawking revealed that he, too, spends most of his time thinking about women. And I, for one, feel much better for knowing that, because I also […]