Women leak. Men don’t have this problem.
Women just plain leak from every orifice. When we have babies, our boobs leak. We go out, we look down, and lo and behold, we have a wet spot on the front of our blouses. More babies, and we now leak in a whole different place every time we laugh, cough, or sneeze. Is it actually the baby who needs a diaper or the mom?
But that’s not all. Ladies, we cry. We cry when we watch a sad movie. We cry when we have a bad day, we’re stressed, we’re over tired, and we’re angry. We even cry when we are overjoyed.
Finally, there’s that thing that happens to us when we start to get old, you know, “the change.” That’s when we leak from our pores. We sweat. We drip. We flash.
So there it is. Men, they have no leaks. Maybe that’s why most plumbers are males…they’re trying to overcompensate.