1) Do what you can do. If you can do it, then you can do it.
2) Don’t do what you can’t do. If you can’t do it, then you can’t do it.
3) Not everything you can do should be done. Mixing root beer with a pint of Scotch bonnet sauce comes to mind.
4) Turn off the burners on your stove when your done.
5) Run from rabid ducks.
– Paul De Lancey, Life Counselor
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